Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Political dialogue from the future of America

A paraphrased transcript of a class discussion in my dad's remedial English class at Brighton High School on conservativism v. liberalism (note: a 20 minute lesson on the subject preceded this):

Mr. Williams: So, based on what we just talked about, Do you think Hillary is liberal or conservative?

Girl 1: Uhh...who's Hillary?

Mr. Williams: Okay, what about Obama?

Boy 1: Didn't we kill him? In Iraq or something?

Mr. Williams: Let's take step back here. (To Girl 2) Do you know what conservative means?

Girl 2: That's what you make orange juice from.

Maybe students aren't the only who ones who find high school demotivating.

5 comments:

Bryan said...

Come now, I'm sure our elders despaired over our lack of historical grounding and awareness of current events too.

Oh, wait. I was never that ignorant in high school.

Yup, we're pretty much doomed.

Beth schell said...

yikes!

Annegirl said...

hahaha!

oh wow.

My thoughts at this moment:
Become a teacher, save the world.
Become an editor, mock the world.

Duh.

. said...

Welcome to my world. I am glad that your dad has the same problems!

-Carrie Coplen

Signingbailey said...

Actual Dialogue from a UVSC course:

After reading that snakes help control the rodent population,

Student: What is a rodent?

Teacher: Well, its like, um . . . like a mouse or a rat, rabbit, or fox. Well, maybe not a fox, they're a little big.