Girl in BYU women's locker room: Are you on the [BYU] swim team?
Random guy at my parents' house: Have you done any modeling?
Granted, the girl probably was wondering why I had wet hair since very few people actually shower in the BYU women's locker room except members of the swim team. And that random guy was trying to butter my dad up so he would invest in the guy's crazy scheme. But I would prefer to tell myself that the locker room lady was impressed by my trim, toned physique and that Mr. Sweet Talker was truly struck by my stunning, model-like features.
Isn't subjective reality a beautiful thing?
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Rach-- I agree you totally look like you could be on the swim team!
Did you lose weight?
Are those new clothes?
Did you cut your hair?
Man, you're hot!
Your not a model or on the swim team?!?!?!? And all this time I had just assumed . . . . No, it can't be! The next thing you're going to tell me is you never won the Noble Peace Prize. I simply cannot believe it!
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